Happy new year, happy new time
Best of the wishes and luck
When you make plans for ’17
Make sure you have enough fuck
Plan for some sex in afternoons
And for some more before dinner
In elevators, in office chairs
It’s a good time to be sinner
Sex with nice girls, and cutie boys
Sex with bad dragon and lube
Sex with a pencil, with apple pie
Sex with high-tec furry tube
Try some tentacles, be open, be bold
Open new ways for excitement
Anal, threesome or a cock with a knot
(Be sure it’s not an incitement)
Even if it looks a bit like an incest
Curiosity still kills only cats
Go on and kiss your lovely sister
There’s no time to place any bets
